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Alexander Wang belt bag
Nobody Denim jeans
Being the mini person that I am, I've always steered away from large handbags (much to the disappointment of my mother, as my aversion is also coupled with a knack of leaving my belongings in public places). However, bulging pockets no more! Look at how much I can walk and jump around unhindered by my belongings! Where have you been all my life, Alexander Wang bum bag? Form and function are finally together and so... functional? 1. It holds up my pants so I don't need a belt. 2. It holds an iPhone, keys, coins, and rogue bits of paper. The only downsize would be that it doesn't hold nearly enough treats to keep me from being hangry on another one of our tile shop expeditions, but you can't have everything.
If I haven't already convinced you, head to Net-A-Porter, where they have made a new category called "belt bags". Lots of leather offerings too; none of that nylon - I didn't want to take the Asian tourist look too far.
I smell a Trish-approved trend.